Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep

A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."--Midwest Book ReviewGo the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!

  • ASIN: 1617750255
  • ISBN: 1617750255
  • Brand: Akashic Books
  • Manufacturer: Akashic Books

Watership Down: A Novel (Puffin Books Book 1)

Watership Down: A Novel (Puffin Books Book 1)

  • ASIN: B002NXOQF2
  • Manufacturer: Scribner

Mountain High...Valley Low

Mountain High...Valley Low

  • UPC: 075596243926
  • ASIN: B00001QEMB
  • Brand: Elektra
  • Manufacturer: Elektra Entertainment

Florida Crackers: The Cattlemen and Cowboys of Florida DVD

Florida Crackers: The Cattlemen and Cowboys of Florida DVD

"FLORIDA CRACKERS: THE CATTLEMEN AND COWBOYS OF FLORIDA" is the only documentary of its kind produced by a man raised on cattle ranches as a working cowboy. It captures the story of these real-life cowboys: their history, their culture, and the uncertain future they face as they strive to preserve their way of life in a fast-paced modern world. IT FEATURES the Adams Ranch which was awarded the Ranch of Century. CAPTURED in hi-definition, this one-of-a-kind documentary is a long overdue tribute to Florida's great pioneer culture and their lifestyle as well as the Sunshine State's beautiful natural resources and wildlife. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, there are more people living in cities than in the country, and this movie has an important message that many people around the World are waiting to hear, about the core values of the Cracker Culture, who are true stewards of not just the land, but of a way of life, where integrity, courage, honesty and respect are normal. PRODUCED BY the Self Discovery Production Team, this independent film was shot in high definition format, about this formerly unrecognized aspect of the beautiful state's heritage. FILMED ON several working ranches in Florida's pristine cattle country, and including some of Florida's best Cattlemen, Cowboys and Cowgirls, this unique film provides an exclusive inside view into the Florida Crackers' lifestyle while also showcasing Florida's unique natural environment and wildlife.

  • ASIN: 0615470890
  • ISBN: 0615470890
  • Manufacturer: We the People Distribution

Franklin Barbecue: A Meat-Smoking Manifesto

Franklin Barbecue: A Meat-Smoking Manifesto

A complete meat and brisket-cooking education from the country's most celebrated pitmaster and owner of the wildly popular Austin restaurant Franklin Barbecue.When Aaron Franklin and his wife, Stacy, opened up a small barbecue trailer on the side of an Austin, Texas, interstate in 2009, they had no idea what they’d gotten themselves into. Today, Franklin Barbecue has grown into the most popular, critically lauded, and obsessed-over barbecue joint in the country (if not the world)—and Franklin is the winner of every major barbecue award there is.   In this much-anticipated debut, Franklin and coauthor Jordan Mackay unlock the secrets behind truly great barbecue, and share years’ worth of hard-won knowledge. Franklin Barbecue is a definitive resource for the backyard pitmaster, with chapters dedicated to building or customizing your own smoker; finding and curing the right wood; creating and tending perfect fires; sourcing top-quality meat; and of course, cooking mind-blowing, ridiculously delicious barbecue, better than you ever thought possible.

  • UPC: 787721952190
  • ASIN: 1607747200
  • ISBN: 1607747200
  • Brand: Ten Speed Press
  • Manufacturer: Ten Speed Press

The Evil Dead

The Evil Dead

  • ASIN: B000VYNYN0

Funko POP!: Garbage Pail Kids Ghastly Ashley Collectible Figure, Multicolor

Funko POP!: Garbage Pail Kids Ghastly Ashley Collectible Figure, Multicolor

From Garbage Pail Kids, Ghastly Ashley, as a stylized POP vinyl from Funko! Figure stands 3 3/4 inches and comes in a window display box. Check out the other Garbage Pail Kids figures from Funko! Collect them all!

  • UPC: 889698260022
  • ASIN: B0798GTLX7
  • Brand: Funko
  • Size: Standard
  • Manufacturer: Funko

The Second Mountain: The Quest for a Moral Life

The Second Mountain: The Quest for a Moral Life

#1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Everybody tells you to live for a cause larger than yourself, but how exactly do you do it? The author of The Road to Character explores what it takes to lead a meaningful life in a self-centered world. Every so often, you meet people who radiate joy—who seem to know why they were put on this earth, who glow with a kind of inner light. Life, for these people, has often followed what we might think of as a two-mountain shape. They get out of school, they start a career, and they begin climbing the mountain they thought they were meant to climb. Their goals on this first mountain are the ones our culture endorses: to be a success, to make your mark, to experience personal happiness. But when they get to the top of that mountain, something happens. They look around and find the view . . . unsatisfying. They realize: This wasn’t my mountain after all. There’s another, bigger mountain out there that is actually my mountain. And so they embark on a new journey. On the second mountain, life moves from self-centered to other-centered. They want the things that are truly worth wanting, not the things other people tell them to want. They embrace a life of interdependence, not independence. They surrender to a life of commitment. In The Second Mountain, David Brooks explores the four commitments that define a life of meaning and purpose: to a spouse and family, to a vocation, to a philosophy or faith, and to a community. Our personal fulfillment depends on how well we choose and execute these commitments. Brooks looks at a range of people who have lived joyous, committed lives, and who have embraced the necessity and beauty of dependence. He gathers their wisdom on how to choose a partner, how to pick a vocation, how to live out a philosophy, and how we can begin to integrate our commitments into one overriding purpose. In short, this book is meant to help us all lead more meaningful lives. But it’s also a provocative social commentar... [Read More]

  • ASIN: 0812993268
  • ISBN: 0812993268
  • Manufacturer: Random House

got gillian? - Glass 16oz Beer Pint

got gillian? - Glass 16oz Beer Pint

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this pint glass and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

  • ASIN: B07H5CDWZ1
  • Brand: Molandra Products
  • Manufacturer: Molandra Products

#falconry - Stainless Steel Hashtag 20oz Road Ready Water Bottle, White

#falconry - Stainless Steel Hashtag 20oz Road Ready Water Bottle, White

When you are feeling saucy and you need something to say it without saying it, grab this water bottle and fill it with your favorite liquid. It should be alcohol but if that is not your fancy, do as you please.

  • ASIN: B07FT3VDGS
  • Brand: Molandra Products
  • Manufacturer: Molandra Products