Be Prepared
Be Prepared
- ASIN: 0743251547
- ISBN: 0743251547
- Brand: Simon & Schuster
- Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster
We're Pregnant! The First Time Dad's Pregnancy Handbook
We're Pregnant! The First Time Dad's Pregnancy Handbook
From first-time dad to all-time great parent and partnerBeing a great first-time dad doesn’t mean being perfect, it means approaching and participating in the pregnancy experience with confidence. From easy-to-understand stats on the mommy and baby, to discussing and designing a birthing plan, We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Dad’s Pregnancy Handbook provides insightful, in-depth suggestions on how to be an ideal partner, and become a fully-prepared parent.We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Dad’s Pregnancy Handbook gives the first-time father the tools he needs to prepare for a newborn’s arrival. Featuring must-ask questions, milestone trackers, and more, this approachable, action-oriented handbook also takes you beyond the due date, offering fundamental information on how to plan and perfect your own daddy daycare.This essential pregnancy guide provides stress-relieving advice, including:Dad-to-be datebook―Track weekly milestones and pregnancy vitals for the mommy and baby-to-be.Building a nest―Keep your household happy and relationship healthy with humorous, helpful family goals.Newborn baby love―Learn how to thrive as new parents with useful tips on everything from bottle temperature, to bonding with your newborn.We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Dad’s Pregnancy Handbook will help the first-time dad become a pro parent.
- ASIN: 1939754682
- ISBN: 1939754682
- Manufacturer: Rockridge Press
The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)
The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)
At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn the basics of childcare.
- ASIN: 1594745978
- ISBN: 9781594745973
- Brand: RANDOM HOUSE
- Manufacturer: Quirk Books
The Expectant Father: The Ultimate Guide for Dads-to-Be (The New Father)
The Expectant Father: The Ultimate Guide for Dads-to-Be (The New Father)
Trusted by millions of fathers for over 20 years, the New York Times–bestselling guide for dads-to-be is back in a fully revised and updated fourth edition. Armin Brott—best-selling author, broadcaster, nationally syndicated columnist, and dad of three—is America’s foremost expert on fatherhood. His wisdom—along with the advice of leading obstetricians and researchers, and the experience of hundreds of real-life dads—is collected here in The Expectant Father, the essential guide for dads-to-be. Brott’s reassuring month-by-month overview of your partner’s pregnancy gives you the tools you need to support your partner, prepare for the baby’s arrival, and take care of yourself during this exciting time. Each chapter covers: —What’s going on with your partner, emotionally and physically —What’s going on with the baby, every step of the way from fertilized egg to newborn —What’s going on with you, as you adjust to the new life stage of fatherhood —How to stay involved: specific ways you can help (and feel included), from attending birthing classes with your partner to starting a college fund This fully revised fourth edition also includes: —More information about adoptions, multiples, infertility and assisted reproductive technology, and dads in the military —A special section on labor and delivery: what to expect on the big day —A special section on what comes next, in the first few months after the baby’s arrival —A handy resource section, connecting you to the best information on every topic related to pregnancy and fatherhood Illustrated throughout with stress-relieving New Yorker–style cartoons, The Expectant Father is a friendly and readable companion for dads-to-be seeking confidence, guidance, and joy. (Moms will love it, too!)
- ASIN: 0789212137
- ISBN: 9780789212139
- Brand: Armin A Brott Jennifer Ash
- Manufacturer: Abbeville Press
Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes
Featuring “From:__________ “ on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. :PEveryone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it’s from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.
- ASIN: 1979369658
- ISBN: 1979369658
- Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
What to Expect the First Year
What to Expect the First Year
With over 11 million copies in print, What to Expect: The First Year, now in a completely revised third edition, is the world’s best-selling, best-loved guide to the instructions that babies don’t come with, but should. And now, it’s better than ever. Every parent’s must-have/go-to is completely updated. Keeping the trademark month-by-month format that allows parents to take the potentially overwhelming first year one step at a time, First Year is easier-to-read, faster-to-flip-through, and new-family-friendlier than ever—packed with even more practical tips, realistic advice, and relatable, accessible information than before. Illustrations are new, too. Among the changes: Baby care fundamentals—crib and sleep safety, feeding, vitamin supplements—are revised to reflect the most recent guidelines. Breastfeeding gets more coverage, too, from getting started to keeping it going. Hot-button topics and trends are tackled: attachment parenting, sleep training, early potty learning (elimination communication), baby-led weaning, and green parenting (from cloth diapers to non-toxic furniture). An all-new chapter on buying for baby helps parents navigate through today’s dizzying gamut of baby products, nursery items, and gear. Also new: tips on preparing homemade baby food, the latest recommendations on starting solids, research on the impact of screen time (TVs, tablets, apps, computers), and “For Parents” boxes that focus on mom’s and dad’s needs. Throughout, topics are organized more intuitively than ever, for the best user experience possible.
- ASIN: 0761181504
- ISBN: 0761181504
- Brand: Workman Publishing Company
- Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company
Go the F**k to Sleep
Go the F**k to Sleep
A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."--Midwest Book ReviewGo the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!
- ASIN: 1617750255
- ISBN: 1617750255
- Brand: Akashic Books
- Manufacturer: Akashic Books
101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes
101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes
A Top 5 Best-selling Amazon Book!*Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can.This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off.In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!* Week of June 10, 2018
- ASIN: 1973749122
- ISBN: 1973749122
- Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill
Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed! Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting! Choose a personal trauma style controlling, indulgent, and more! Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages; written by Knock Knock
- UPC: 825703500042
- ASIN: 1601063091
- ISBN: 9781601063090
- Brand: Knock Knock
- Manufacturer: Knock Knock
Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting
Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting
***Named one of Amazon's Best Humor Books of 2017.***"Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children."--Amy PoehlerMoms have hundreds of parenting advice books willing to tackle the more cringe-inducing questions of parenthood. But what about books for the other half of the equation: the dads? Man vs. Child is a funny, fresh take on the parenting guide, written from the dad's perspective. Author and popular Upright Citizens Brigade performer Doug Moe knows first-time fathers are as worried about being terrible at their new terrifying jobs as new moms are. But while most modern fathering guides center on men's oafish parental failings, Man vs. Child forgoes condescension in favor of fresh and irreverent wit. This guide for first-time dads tackles funny but important questions, like how to be a good dad without becoming a BabyBjörn-wearing tool in the process, or what to do if your child loves your iPad more than they love you. From caring for a newborn to dealing with a kid on the verge of adolescence, author Doug Moe breaks fatherhood down into survival lessons like "Time to Decide About God" and quizzes that ask dads to reflect on hilarious parenting questions like "Is My Child Too Annoying for This Restaurant?" Chapters include:Newborn: Keeping This Weird Thing Alive Awhile, Even As It Tries to Kill YouYour Interesting Baby, Maybe the Most Interesting Baby EverMan v Toddler: Does Your Toddler Want to Kill You?Now That My Kid Doesn't Need Me, What Is My Life Worth? Balancing relatable humor with heartfelt advice, Man vs. Child will appeal to any dad looking for both laughs and real guidance from a man who has had--and survived--these experiences himself. A perfect Father's Day gift or present for a first-time dad! Advance praise for Man vs. Child:"Doug Moe has written a delightful and helpful book that gives real advice about the Wild West world of raising children." - Amy... [Read More]
- ASIN: 1419723995
- ISBN: 9781419723995
- Brand: ABRAMS IMAGE
- Manufacturer: Harry N. Abrams