Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**Newsflash**Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

  • ASIN: 1999914740
  • ISBN: 1999914740
  • Manufacturer: Big Red Button Books

Totally Gross: The Game of Science

Totally Gross: The Game of Science

A dose of gross helps science make sense! Full of amazing facts about our wonderful world, Totally Gross helps kids adsorb and understand all the major scientific disciplines. How? We know the secret: science is really fun… and gross!Kids travel around the game board answering questions and engaging in antics. The first player to stretch his/her Totally Gross Slime 10 point spaces and complete a lab experiment correctly wins the game!So go ahead. Answer sickening questions. Take part in revolting activities. Perform bizarre experiments. It’s all in the name of science!

  • UPC: 787551717648
  • ASIN: B00006654A
  • Brand: University Games
  • Size: None
  • Manufacturer: University Games

Financial Peace Junior Kit: Teaching Kids How to Win With Money

Financial Peace Junior Kit: Teaching Kids How to Win With Money

Financial Peace Junior is designed to help you teach your kids about money. It's packed with tools, resources and step-by-step instructions for parents. What can be intimidating is made ultra-easy. There are ideas for activities and age-appropriate chores, and you'll have all the tools you need to make learning about money a part of your daily life. Your kids will love the exciting games and toys. The lessons of working, giving, saving and spending are brought to life through fun stories in the activity book, and kids will love tracking their progress on the dry-erase boards! Financial Peace Junior doesn't just give you the tools to teach your kids to win with money―it shows you how.

  • ASIN: 1937077853
  • ISBN: 9781937077853
  • Brand: Lampo Press
  • Manufacturer: Ramsey Press

The Boys in the Boat (Young Readers Adaptation): The True Story of an American Team's Epic Journey to Win Gold at the 1936 Olympics

The Boys in the Boat (Young Readers Adaptation): The True Story of an American Team's Epic Journey to Win Gold at the 1936 Olympics

The #1 New York Times bestseller freshly adapted for the next generation, now with brand new content including an author Q&A and never-before-seen photographsInspiration for the PBS American Experience Documentary 'The Boys of '36'  For readers of Unbroken, out of the depths of the Great Depression comes the astonishing tale of nine working-class boys from the American West who at the 1936 Olympics showed the world what true grit really meant. With rowers who were the sons of loggers, shipyard workers, and farmers, the University of Washington’s eight-oar crew was never expected to defeat the elite East Coast teams, yet they did, going on to shock the world by challenging the German boat rowing for Adolf Hitler.   At the center of the tale is Joe Rantz, a teenager without family or prospects, whose personal quest captures the spirit of his generation—the generation that would prove in the coming years that the Nazis could not prevail over American determination and optimism.   This deeply emotional yet easily accessible young readers adaptation of the award-winning #1 New York Times bestseller features never-before-seen photographs, highly visual back matter, and an exclusive new introduction.

  • ASIN: 0147516854
  • ISBN: 0147516854
  • Brand: Puffin Books
  • Manufacturer: Puffin Books

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

  • ASIN: B005133JGS
  • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

Booked (The Crossover Series)

Booked (The Crossover Series)

New York Times Bestseller ∙ National Book Award Longlist ∙ ILA-CBC Children's Choice List ∙ ALA Notable Children’s Book ∙ Book Links’ Lasting Connections ∙ Kirkus Best Book ∙ San Francisco Chronicle Best Book∙ Washington Post Best Book∙ BookPage Best Book "A novel about a soccer-obsessed tween boy written entirely in verse? In a word, yes. Kwame Alexander has the magic to pull off this unlikely feat, both as a poet and as a storyteller. " — The Chicago TribuneLike lightning/you strike/fast and free/legs zoom/down field/eyes fixed/on the checkered ball/on the goal/ten yards to go/can’t nobody stop you/can’t nobody cop you… In this follow-up to the Newbery-winning novel THE CROSSOVER,  soccer, family, love, and friendship, take center stage as twelve-year-old Nick learns the power of words as he wrestles with problems at home, stands up to a bully, and tries to impress the girl of his dreams. Helping him along are his best friend and sometimes teammate Coby, and The Mac, a rapping librarian who gives Nick inspiring books to read.   This electric and heartfelt novel-in-verse by poet Kwame Alexander bends and breaks as it captures all the thrills and setbacks, action and emotion of a World Cup match!

  • ASIN: 0544570987
  • ISBN: 0544570987
  • Brand: HMH Books for Young Readers
  • Manufacturer: HMH Books for Young Readers

Wake Up Turn 10 Game All Day: Birthday Party Gamer Gaming Best Gift Ideas Composition College Notebook and Diary to Write In / 120 Pages of Ruled Lined & Blank Paper / 6"x9"

Wake Up Turn 10 Game All Day: Birthday Party Gamer Gaming Best Gift Ideas Composition College Notebook and Diary to Write In / 120 Pages of Ruled Lined & Blank Paper / 6"x9"

Wake Up Turn 10 Game All Day - Composition College Ruled Notebook and Diary to Write In / 120 Pages of Blank Paper / 6"x9"This Birthday Boy Best Gift Ideas Composition College Ruled Notebook is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and everyday gift ideas!Our design is unique in its variance, and in turn, its openness to change. It is ephemeral and often difficult to stay ahead of.

  • ASIN: 1082201200
  • ISBN: 1082201200
  • Manufacturer: Independently published

University Games Worst Case Scenario Game

University Games Worst Case Scenario Game

Can you fend off a shark? Escape a forest fire? Land an airplane? Find out with the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Game. Based on the best-selling book series, this game challenges players to use their survival instincts and outlast their opponents. Every question poses dangerous and interesting situations and it's up to you to get out of each predicament. Give the right answer to move on or your situation gets even worse. Includes game board, 600 questions, 4 playing pieces and 1 die. Ages 8 and up. Made in USA.

  • UPC: 794764018806
  • ASIN: B00005EB9M
  • ISBN: 1575281449
  • Brand: University Games
  • Manufacturer: Toys

University of Alabama Bamaopoly

University of Alabama Bamaopoly

Enjoy this themed monopoly style game with a Bama twist. Fun and educational. Collegiate theme. Recognize your favorite places and tokens.

  • UPC: 782361284625
  • ASIN: B0006HCVQS
  • Brand: Late for the Sky
  • Manufacturer: Late for the Sky

Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights

In Deer in the Headlights, be the first player to discard all your cards and win the round. A “Running Deer” can help you discard cards. Rolling a “Car” can also help you by passing off cards to your friends. But watch out for those Deer in the Headlights! They can cut down on your discards, force you to lose a turn, or freeze you out of the game until you can roll your way back in. Easy to learn and play for the entire family.Includes 2 decks of custom cards, 3 wooden game dice, scorepad, and instructions, all in a portable, matchbox-style package.Front Porch Classics offers "unplugged family entertainment" that brings people together through play.

  • UPC: 885931341817
  • ASIN: B008EBLMS6
  • Brand: Front Porch Classics
  • Size: 1 Pack
  • Manufacturer: Rejects from Studios