Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**Newsflash**Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!
- ASIN: 1999914740
- ISBN: 1999914740
- Manufacturer: Big Red Button Books
New York for Kids: 25 Big Apple Sites to Color (Dover Coloring Books)
New York for Kids: 25 Big Apple Sites to Color (Dover Coloring Books)
Here's a great introduction to Manhattan for young people. Illustrations of 25 Big Apple sites with great appeal to grade-school-age children depict the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island, the ships at South Street Seaport, mummies at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and dinosaurs at the American Museum of Natural History, as well as: Grand Central Station; Chinatown; Central Park Zoo; Brooklyn Bridge; American Indian Museum; Madison Square Garden; Empire State Building; Wall Street and Trinity Church; Times Square; United Nations; and eleven other popular New York City attractions. An informative caption accompanies each carefully rendered illustration.
- ASIN: 0486441261
- ISBN: 0486441261
- Manufacturer: Dover Publications
The BFG (Theatrical Version)
The BFG (Theatrical Version)
- ASIN: B01HQUWXVU
The Outside Shot (Laurel-Leaf Books)
The Outside Shot (Laurel-Leaf Books)
When Lonnie Jackson leaves Harlem for a basketball scholarship to a midwestern college, he know he must keep his head straight and his record clean. That's the only way he'll have a chance of making it to the pros someday.But his street smarts haven't prepared him for the pressures of tough classes, high-stakes college ball, and the temptation to fix games for local gamblers. Everyone plays by a whole new set of rules -- including Sherry, who's determined to be a track star. Her independence attracts Lonnie, but their on-again, off-again relationship is driving him crazy.Lonnie has one year to learn how to make it as a "college man." It's his outside shot at a bright future. Does he have what it takes?
- ASIN: 0440967848
- ISBN: 0440967848
- Brand: Laurel Leaf
- Manufacturer: Laurel Leaf
The Nanny Book
The Nanny Book
Hiring a nanny-and getting along with her afterward-may be one of the most important things that parents do, yet many of us approach the whole business with fear and trembling, or at least a lot of questions. Even parents who may manage dozens of employees at work can be at a loss when it comes to dealing with the person who will be looking after their children.Nanny, au pair, caregiver-no matter the term, the thorny issues remain the same:-How do you find someone you like and trust?-Should you invite the nanny to Thanksgiving dinner?-When should you raise her fee-and by how much?-What should you do when the au pair is a flirt?-How do you sort out the laundry and other chores?-Nanny surveillance-should you spy?The Nanny Book provides real, down-to-earth solutions for almost every conceivable issue or problem. Filled with advice gleaned through interviews with families and nannies, this book will turn parents into their own experts. Other books focus almost exclusively on hiring a caregiver. The Nanny Book is the only guide that gives smart, parent-tested solutions to those sticky situations that can make or break the relationship.
- ASIN: 0312199333
- ISBN: 0312199333
- Manufacturer: St. Martin's Griffin
Lookaway, Lookaway: A Novel
Lookaway, Lookaway: A Novel
Steely and formidable, Jerene Jarvis Johnston sits near the apex of society in contemporary Charlotte, North Carolina, where old Southern money and older family skeletons meet the new wealth of bankers, land speculators, and social climbers. Jerene and her Civil War reenactor husband, Duke, have four adult children―sexually reckless real estate broker Annie; earnest minister Bo; gay-but-don't-tell-anyone Joshua; and naive, impressionable college freshman Jerilyn. Jerene's brother, Gaston, is an infamously dissolute novelist and gossip who knows her secrets and Duke's; while her sister, Dillard, is a reclusive prisoner of her own unfortunate choices. When a scandal threatens the Johnston family's status and dwindling finances, Jerene swings into action...and she will stop at nothing to keep what she has and preserve her legacy. Wilton Barnhardt's Lookaway, Lookaway is a headlong, hilarious narrative of a family coming apart on the edge of the old South and the new, and an unforgettable woman striving to hold it together.
- ASIN: 1250022282
- ISBN: 1250022282
- Manufacturer: Picador
Pokemon: Battle Frontier #2: Celebi Rescue
Pokemon: Battle Frontier #2: Celebi Rescue
Gotta read 'em all!On the way to Battle Pike, Ash, May, Max, and Brock find an injured Celebi in the forest. This Legendary Pokemon needs help! Luckily, a skilled Pokemon Ranger named Solana comes to the rescue. Together, they all nurse Celebi back to health.But when there's a Legendary Pokemon to be found, Team Rocket is never far behind! Can the friends keep Celebi safe?
- ASIN: 0545005604
- ISBN: 0545005604
- Brand: Scholastic
- Manufacturer: Scholastic
Right Outside My Window
Right Outside My Window
Simple, rhyming text and beautiful, soothing artwork introduce the seasons by showing the changing landscape outside the narrator's window, such as baby birds learning to fly, colorful leaves falling gently to the ground, and snowflakes tumbling out of the sky.
- ASIN: 1590341945
- ISBN: 1590341945
- Brand: Brand: Mondo Pub
- Manufacturer: Mondo Pub
The Making Of America
The Making Of America
From the first contact of Europeans with Native Americans in 1492 to the current events of the 21st century, this comprehensive volume makes the story of America interesting and fun for today?s visually oriented kids. Major eras and social movements unfold chronologically. Each chapter includes biographies of two key people and a ?Great Debate? focusing on some heated issue of that era and an explanation of its relevance today. Throughout the book, the roles and accomplishments of men and women of various racial and ethnic backgrounds are represented. Intriguing period art and photography bring people and events to life while specially designed maps make it easy for kids to follow the growth of our nation. Time lines, historic documents and speeches, a guide to historic sites, a list of Presidents, statehood dates, additional resources, and a detailed index further enhance this valuable family reference.
- ASIN: 0792269446
- ISBN: 0792265661
- Manufacturer: National Geographic Children's Books
Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea (2007 DTV Novelization)
Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea (2007 DTV Novelization)
Ash, Pikachu, and friends are lost when they run into the Marina Group, guardians of a treasure that once belonged to their ancestors, the mysterious People of the Water, and that is now sought by pirates.
- ASIN: 0545009936
- ISBN: 0545009936
- Manufacturer: Scholastic Inc.