Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep

A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"A new Bible for weary parents"--New York Times"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"--Boston Globe"Go the F*** to Sleep challenges stereotypes, opens up prototypes, and acknowledges that shared sense of failure that comes to all parents who weary of ever getting their darling(s) to sleep and briefly resuming the illusion of a life of their own."--Midwest Book ReviewGo the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is also available, as well as Seriously, You Have to Eat for finicky ones everywhere!

  • ASIN: 1617750255
  • ISBN: 1617750255
  • Brand: Akashic Books
  • Manufacturer: Akashic Books

A Higher Call: An Incredible True Story of Combat and Chivalry in the War-Torn Skies of World War II

A Higher Call: An Incredible True Story of Combat and Chivalry in the War-Torn Skies of World War II

A “beautiful story of a brotherhood between enemies”* emerges from the horrors of World War II in this New York Times and international bestseller by the author of Spearhead. December, 1943: A badly damaged American bomber struggles to fly over wartime Germany. At the controls is twenty-one-year-old Second Lieutenant Charlie Brown. Half his crew lay wounded or dead on this, their first mission. Suddenly, a Messerschmitt fighter pulls up on the bomber’s tail. The pilot is German ace Franz Stigler—and he can destroy the young American crew with the squeeze of a trigger...What happened next would defy imagination and later be called “the most incredible encounter between enemies in World War II.”The U.S. 8th Air Force would later classify what happened between them as “top secret.” It was an act that Franz could never mention for fear of facing a firing squad. It was the encounter that would haunt both Charlie and Franz for forty years until, as old men, they would search the world for each other, a last mission that could change their lives forever.INCLUDES PHOTOS

  • ASIN: B0095ZQ36G
  • Manufacturer: Dutton Caliber

The Biblical Genealogy Chart, Family Tree from Adam to Jesus, Books of the Bible Timeline Chart, Great Gift for Pastors

The Biblical Genealogy Chart, Family Tree from Adam to Jesus, Books of the Bible Timeline Chart, Great Gift for Pastors

Simple is Better The Bible is the most popular book in the world and yet understanding it can be a challenge. The Biblical Genealogy was designed to be elegant enough to display yet simple enough to be helpful without being overwhelming. Providing a road-map to the Bible, the Biblical Genealogy Chart elegantly displays the correlation between the books of the Bible, the genealogy from Adam to Jesus and a historical timeline dating back to 1900 Century B.C. Putting it into Perspective • The Bible Genealogy Chart puts the Old Testament and key events in prospective • Quick Reference key Biblical events, Kings of Judah & Israel and Twelve Tribes of Israel • Legend provides insight on complex relationships, timelines and discrepancies • Ideal for Christian Leaders, new believers, and anyone seeking a better grasp of the Bible • Visually reference Biblical figures and the relevant books of the Bible during that period Faith on Display Not only is it filled with valuable information, the Biblical Genealogy is a work of art. Perfect for framing, this 11" x 17" document is printed on beautiful Astroparche Text Sand Paper, giving it the look of an antique map. Affordable wall décor that's meaningful, it makes a great gift for pastors, small group leaders and Bible study devotees. Origins of the Biblical Genealogy I'm Shannon Roddy, creator of the Biblical Genealogy. I'd always been curious about the timeline of when things occurred in the Old Testament and exactly how all the characters and events fit together, so I created this visual resource to help put it all into context. I hope you will find it as useful, enjoyable and informative in your faith journey as I have.

  • UPC: 728028135930
  • ASIN: B005EHGGMA
  • Size: 11 x 17 Inch
  • Manufacturer: Shannon Roddy

Adams Gift Certificate Book, Single Paper, 3.25 x 11 Inches, Cream, 25 Numbered Certificates (GFTBK1) (2 Pack)

Adams Gift Certificate Book, Single Paper, 3.25 x 11 Inches, Cream, 25 Numbered Certificates (GFTBK1) (2 Pack)

  • ASIN: B07888C5M1
  • Brand: Adams
  • Size: 2 PACK
  • Manufacturer: TOPS Products

Fearless: The Undaunted Courage and Ultimate Sacrifice of Navy SEAL Team SIX Operator Adam Brown

Fearless: The Undaunted Courage and Ultimate Sacrifice of Navy SEAL Team SIX Operator Adam Brown

Go deep into SEAL Team SIX, straight to the heart of one of its most legendary operators. When Navy SEAL Adam Brown woke up on March 17, 2010, he didn’t know he would die that night in the Hindu Kush Mountains of Afghanistan—but he was ready. In a letter to his children, not meant to be seen unless the worst happened, he wrote, “I’m not afraid of anything that might happen to me on this earth, because I know no matter what, nothing can take my spirit from me.” Fearless is the story of a man of extremes, whose courage and determination were fueled by faith, family, and the love of a woman. It’s about a man who waged a war against his own worst impulses, including drug addiction, and persevered to reach the top tier of the U.S. military. In a deeply personal and absorbing chronicle, Fearless reveals a glimpse inside the SEAL Team SIX brotherhood, and presents an indelible portrait of a highly trained warrior whose final act of bravery led to the ultimate sacrifice. Adam Brown was a devoted man who was an unlikely hero but a true warrior, described by all who knew him as…fearless.“As a rule, we don’t endorse books or movies or anything regarding the command where I work—and Adam Brown worked—but as the author writes in Fearless, ‘you have to know the rules, so you know when to bend or break them.’ This is one of those times. Read this book. Period. It succeeds where all the others have failed.” —SEAL Team SIX Operator

  • ASIN: 0307730700
  • ISBN: 9780307730701
  • Brand: Waterbrook Press
  • Manufacturer: WaterBrook

Adams Guest Check Pads, Single Part, Perforated, White, 3-2/5" x 6-1/4", 50 Sheets/Pad, 5 Pads/Pack (525SWMT)

Adams Guest Check Pads, Single Part, Perforated, White, 3-2/5" x 6-1/4", 50 Sheets/Pad, 5 Pads/Pack (525SWMT)

Adams Business Forms provide the tools to help keep track of messages, finances, transactions, employees, taxes, and customers to businesses throughout the world. Adams Guest Checks are the perfect way to create and maintain a professional image for small businesses and service providers. This single part guest check is made from a durable white tag stock and offers 50 sheets per pad, with 5 pads per package. The checks are consecutively numbered within each pad on both the top and on the bottom for easy record-keeping. The numbered bottom stub is perforated for quick removal and serves as a guest receipt. Each 3-2/5 x 6-1/4 inch check features a note of Thank You printed in blue ink on back. Whether it's a multi-part form, notebooks, writing pads, record books, or any of the hundreds of items we offer, you can count on Adams products to help!

  • UPC: 087958525052
  • ASIN: B0038JSLBA
  • Brand: Adams
  • Size: 1
  • Manufacturer: TOPS Products

Gentle Yoga: 7 Beginning Yoga Practices for Mid-life (40's - 70's) including AM Energy, PM Relaxation, Improving Balance, Relief from Desk Work, Core Strength, and more.

Gentle Yoga: 7 Beginning Yoga Practices for Mid-life (40's - 70's) including AM Energy, PM Relaxation, Improving Balance, Relief from Desk Work, Core Strength, and more.

Practice yoga with the grandeur & beauty of Glacier National Park! This DVD was developed especially for mid-lifers (40's to 70's), to increase strength and flexibility, balance, posture and grace of movement, and create a more relaxed body and mind. Includes 3 sequences designed for specific times of the day: A Morning Practice (18 minutes) to awaken and energize your whole body with easy standing movements; Mid-day Relief from Desk & Computer Work (19 minutes); and a Relaxing Evening Practice (29 minutes) to help you unwind and sleep better. Also includes 3 targeted practices to address specific needs of mid-life: Improving Balance (22 minutes), Core Strength and Flexibility (34 minutes), and Standing Poses for leg and hip flexibility (23 minutes). Also included is a relaxing Full-Body Practice done lying on your back, perfect when you need an effective but gentle practice (34 minutes), and a wonderful guided relaxation (8 minutes). You'll learn to practice over 100 yoga poses safely and effectively with these 7 completely different routines. The poses flow seamlessly one to another at an easy-to-follow pace to make the most of your time. Designed & taught by Jane Adams, RYT 500, a yoga practitioner since 1976 who specializes in yoga for healthy ageing. Clear instruction & demonstrations make this perfect for beginners.

  • UPC: 845121080599
  • ASIN: B00PRABXFO
  • Manufacturer: White Cliff Productions

Practical Magic (1998)

Practical Magic (1998)

  • ASIN: B000GOLTTQ

Limited Promo: The Amazing Baby Memory Book by KiddosArt. Keepsake Journal | Scrapbook | Photo Album, Record Memories and Milestones of The First 5 Years On 72 Beautiful Pages. Baby Shower Gift Set

Limited Promo: The Amazing Baby Memory Book by KiddosArt. Keepsake Journal | Scrapbook | Photo Album, Record Memories and Milestones of The First 5 Years On 72 Beautiful Pages. Baby Shower Gift Set

Say Hellooo to KiddosArt's own Celebrity Munch-Bunch Happy Animals! The Amazing Story of Me starring our Happy Animals crafts beloved moments into memories for a lifetime. Join the Munch-Bunch friends on a colorful and joyous adventure of laughter and hops. Capture your baby's growth and awesomeness, as our Happy Animals and their best friends add a touch of fun and sweetness to your favorite memories in a beautifully drawn baby memory book. From back in the days when mommy and daddy met to your baby's first year in school, the fun-tastic Munch-Bunch tells the Amazing Story of YOU! in a one-of-a-kind 72 pages photo album bundled with a keepsake envelope and 12 monthly stickers. Our book is filled with lots of exciting moments such as: ✔ Baby Shower Party ✔ Ultrasounds ✔ Growth and Teething Chart ✔ Hands and Foot Prints ✔ Monthly Growth ✔ Milestones and Activities ✔ Holidays and Celebrations ✔ Birthdays - up to 5 years old! ✔ Family and Friends ✔ First year in school The KiddosArt baby books are crafted with lots of love, fun and great care by our family to record your baby's growth, as a precious keepsake to reminisce on for many years to come. Why you'll love love love... ❤ The perfect modern baby shower gift for Expecting Parents. ❤ The most complete Baby Book/Photo Album/Scrapbook available anywhere! ❤ Unisex Design: Perfect for Boys or Girls! ❤ Records baby's 1st year's growth in great detail + 5 birthdays and Holidays. ❤ 72 beautifully drawn 8.5" x 11" pages with original storytelling artwork. ❤ FREE! 12 monthly stickers & 1 keepsake envelope - just because we LOVE! ❤ Easy to modify and has room for funny stories with over 100+ photos ❤ Responsibly Printed, Eco-friendly, Soy based-Inks. Parents, we're here for you!Feel free to contact us with any question!

  • ASIN: B06XQJJGKZ
  • Brand: KiddosArt
  • Manufacturer: KiddosArt

Adam Gift Pop Comic Book Art Superhero Black Red Blue Men - PopSockets Grip and Stand for Phones and Tablets

Adam Gift Pop Comic Book Art Superhero Black Red Blue Men - PopSockets Grip and Stand for Phones and Tablets

Adam Name Gift for Men Vintage Comic Book Superhero Initial Monogram black red blue yellow speech bubble lightning bolt makes a fun comic book collector pop art fan gift for men named Adam makes a cool Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas gift for guys who love comic books, attend comic book conventions and swap meets, are members of comic book collecting clubs and draw comics.

  • ASIN: B07PM8SRBQ
  • Brand: Comic Book Gifts Adam Name Gifts
  • Manufacturer: PopSockets