Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

  • ASIN: B00IWTR57M
  • Manufacturer: Ulysses Press

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine: America's Funniest Jokes, Stories, and Cartoons

Collected from one of the omst popular features of Reader's Digest magazine, this compliation of more than 1,000 all-new jokes, quotes, anecdotes, quips, and cartoons is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud each day.This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, quips, funny things kids say, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction   Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."

  • ASIN: 1606522043
  • ISBN: 9781606522042
  • Manufacturer: Reader's Digest

The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

The Best Joke Book (Period): Hundreds of the Funniest, Silliest, Most Ridiculous Jokes Ever

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion!Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low.The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment.So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

  • UPC: 045079583092
  • ASIN: 1440583099
  • ISBN: 9781440583094
  • Brand: Adams Media
  • Manufacturer: Adams Media

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever!

It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.  

  • ASIN: 0761189971
  • ISBN: 0761189971
  • Brand: Workman Publishing Company
  • Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

The Grate-est Joke Book Ever!: The Very Best Puns, Pickup Lines, Wordplay, and Cheesy Humor For Adults!

The Grate-est Joke Book Ever!: The Very Best Puns, Pickup Lines, Wordplay, and Cheesy Humor For Adults!

Do you like to laugh? Do you enjoy jokes and clever wordplay? Do you giggle every time you here someone use the word “duty”? Do you like puns, jokes about private parts, and awful pickup lines? Are you tired of all these questions and wish I'd just get on with my obvious marketing pitch? If you answered yes to any one of these questions, then you're in luck. This book is packed full of all kinds of humor, from terrible, yet effective pickup lines, to jokes that may take a Bachelors Degree in chemistry to understand. The Grate-est Joke Book Ever has it all for mature audiences with an immature sense of humor. So channel that immaturity and don't take life so seriously. Instead, take a joke! “This book is absolutely hilarious! I don't think I've ever been this amused.” - Seymour Buts “Ha! Wow, this book is clever!” - Ben Dover “I seriously can't put this down. It's incredibly funny!” - Buck Necked “I've yet to stop laughing! Please help.” - I P Freely

  • ASIN: 1974434427
  • ISBN: 1974434427
  • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Everyone loves a good dirty joke over 500 best rib tickling jokes

Everyone loves a good dirty joke over 500 best rib tickling jokes

Over 500 best rib tickling jokes you or yo momma ever heard

  • ASIN: 1522791531
  • ISBN: 1522791531
  • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Dad Jokes: Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Featuring “From:__________ “ on cover! Great gift for Dad from kids, from son, from daughter, from wife etcQ.What does a spy wear on his feet?A.Sneakers. :PEveryone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad right? So help your dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time. This joke book for dads will make a great gift, as the giver can write who it’s from on the cover, so dad will think of you while telling his cheesy jokes.

  • ASIN: 1979369658
  • ISBN: 1979369658
  • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader's Digest)

Laughter the Best Medicine: A Laugh-Out-Loud Collection of our Funniest Jokes, Quotes, Stories & Cartoons(Reader's Digest)

Laughter the Best Medicine is a collection of Reader's Digest magazine's funniest jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, anecdotes, and laugh-out-loud captions.  A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away.This hilarious collection offers up some of the funniest moments that get us through our day, in the form of jokes, gags and cartoons that will have readers laughing out loud. Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring readers Laughter the Best Medicine, All-Time Faves, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine. --A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual checkup.  While the patient was getting dressed, the doctor came in and said to the wife, "I don't like the way he looks."  "Neither do I," she said, "but he's handy around the house."--Merritt K. Freeman in Y.B. News --Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact.  They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player.--Jay Leno --"What's your handicap these days?" one golfer asked another.  "I'm a scratch golfer...I write down all my good scores and scratch out all my bad ones."--Charles Shulz, United Features Syndicate

  • ASIN: 0895779773
  • ISBN: 9780895779779
  • Brand: Reader's Digest
  • Manufacturer: Reader's Digest

Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks: Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never Forget

Forgettable Jokes for Older Folks: Jokes You Wish You Could Remember about Things You Thought You'd Never Forget

Laugh all the way to your next birthday … and beyond! We all age, but why grumble about it? If you’re still here, have some fun and enjoy life. The best way you can do that is through laughter. From well-known comedy writer Martha Bolton comes a refreshing book of jokes for older folks. Topics for laughter include senior foibles, doctor visits, grandchildren antics, travel, politics, pets, technology troubles, good ol’ days, and love. Give yourself a laugh vacation. Read this book, share it with your friends, and smile your way to a better outlook on life. And these days, who couldn't use some extra laughs?  

  • ASIN: 1424557771
  • ISBN: 1424557771
  • Brand: Broadstreet Pub Group LLC
  • Manufacturer: Broadstreet Publishing Group, LLC

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

  • ASIN: 0800788036
  • ISBN: 0800788036
  • Brand: Elliott, Rob
  • Manufacturer: Revell