The Bible According to Mark Twain: Irreverent Writings on Eden, Heaven, and the Flood by America's Master Satirist

The Bible According to Mark Twain: Irreverent Writings on Eden, Heaven, and the Flood by America's Master Satirist

An indispensable and provocative compilation of witty essays dealing with Biblical stories and their inconsistencies from America’s master satirist, Mark Twain.The Bible According to Mark Twain is a selection of essays spanning forty years of his writing career, which touch on and satirize stories and figures from the Bible. In his characteristic style, Twain illustrates the inherent comedy and inconsistencies found within Holy Scripture, simultaneously entertaining and provoking questions about man’s place in the world and his relationship with God. An important installment in the Twain canon, this book is perfect for fans of America’s master satirist.

  • ASIN: 0684824396
  • ISBN: 0684824396
  • Brand: Simon & Schuster
  • Manufacturer: Touchstone

Mark Twain: A Tramp Abroad, Following the Equator, Other Travels (Library of America No. 200)

Mark Twain: A Tramp Abroad, Following the Equator, Other Travels (Library of America No. 200)

It was as a humorous travel writer, in The Innocents Abroad and Roughing It, that Mark Twain first became widely known, and at the height of his career he returned to the genre in the works collected here. Like those earlier books, the frequently hilarious A Tramp Abroad (1880)-based on his family's 16-month sojourn in Europe from April 1878 to August 1879-blends autobiography and fiction, facts and tall tales. Twain's send-up of Old World customs as well as his critical dissections of Wagnerian opera and the German language are often interlaced with American reminiscences, whether in the form of an extended discourse on the language of blue jays or the recollection of an elaborate practical joke in Hannibal, Missouri, involving a printer's devil and a skeleton. A Tramp Abroad is presented here with the author's original sketches. Written at a time of financial trouble and personal loss (the death of the author's beloved daughter Susy), Following the Equator (1897) is a darker and more politicized account of a lecture tour around the world, with Fiji, Australia, New Zealand, Ceylon, India, Mauritius, and South Africa among the stop­overs. Using humorous but often biting anecdotes as well as keen journalist reporting, the book details bush life in Australia and the culture of the Maoris in New Zealand, while lashing out at social inequities such as the Indian caste system, and racist imperialism connected with European settlement and gold mining in southern Africa. Twain rounds out the volume with extensive historical accounts ranging from the Black Hole of Calcutta to the events in South Africa that would lead shortly to the Boer War. This volume also includes 13 shorter pieces, most of them uncollected by the author, including a lengthy firsthand narrative of the shah of Persia's 1873 visit to London, an 1891 description of Richard Wagner's operas performed at Bayreuth, an 1897 account of Queen Victoria's jubilee in London, and an 1898 analysis of vitriolic Aust... [Read More]

  • ASIN: 1598530666
  • ISBN: 1598530666
  • Manufacturer: Library of America

How to Kill Hitler: A Guide For Time Travelers

How to Kill Hitler: A Guide For Time Travelers

Have you ever wanted to use your time machine to kill Hitler, but needed a really good guide? I've got the book for you. How to Kill Hitler: A Guide For Time Travelers has the answers to all your questions about killing Hitler that you were too scared to ask, plus a few that never occurred to you, plus a few more that never occurred to anyone. Includes eight lethal takedowns, eight nonlethal takedowns, and three pages of quips you can shout at Hitler while killing him. The guide was authored by the winner of the 2018 Abyss-Staring World Championship, Andrew Stanek, who would like to make clear he is not liable for any temporal paradoxes arising from the advice in this book.

  • ASIN: B07DK1695Y

Mark Twain's Letters from Hawaii

Mark Twain's Letters from Hawaii

"I went to Maui to stay a week and remained five. I had a jolly time. I would not have fooled away any of it writing letters under any consideration whatever." --Mark TwainSo Samuel Langhorne Clemens made his excuse for late copy to the Sacramento Union, the newspaper that was underwriting his 1866 trip. If the young reporter's excuse makes perfect sense to you, join the thousands of Island lovers who have delighted in Twain's efforts when he finally did put pen to paper.

  • ASIN: 0824802888
  • ISBN: 0824802888
  • Brand: Brand: University of Hawaii Press
  • Manufacturer: University of Hawaii Press

Mark Twain in Paradise: His Voyages to Bermuda (Mark Twain and His Circle)

Mark Twain in Paradise: His Voyages to Bermuda (Mark Twain and His Circle)

For Mark Twain, it was love at first landfall. Samuel Clemens first encountered the Bermuda Islands in 1867 on a return voyage from the Holy Land and found them much to his liking. One of the most isolated spots in the world, Bermuda offered the writer a refuge from his harried and sometimes sad existence on the mainland, and this island paradise called him back another seven times. Clemens found that Bermuda’s beauty, pace, weather, and company were just the medicine he needed, and its seafaring culture with few connections to the outside world appealed to his love of travel by water. This book is the first comprehensive study of Clemens’s love affair with Bermuda, a vivid depiction of a celebrated author on recurring vacations. Donald Hoffmann has culled and clarified passages from Mark Twain’s travel pieces, letters, and unpublished autobiographical dictation—with cross-references to his fiction and infrequently cited short pieces—to create a little-known view of the author at leisure on his fantasy island.Mark Twain in Paradise sheds light on both Clemens’s complex character and the topography and history of the islands. Hoffmann has plumbed the voluminous Mark Twain scholarship and Bermudian archives to faithfully re-create turn-of-the-century Bermuda, supplying historical and biographical background to give his narrative texture and depth. He offers insight into Bermuda’s natural environment, traditional stone houses, and romantic past, and he presents dozens of illustrations, both vintage and new, showing that much of what Mark Twain described can still be seen today. Hoffmann also provides insight into the social circles Clemens moved in—and sometimes collected around himself. When visiting the islands, he rubbed shoulders with the likes of socialist Upton Sinclair and multimillionaire Henry H. Rogers; with Woodrow Wilson and his lover, socialite Mary Peck; as well as with the young girls to whom he enjoyed playing grandfather. “You go to h... [Read More]

  • ASIN: 0826216420
  • ISBN: 0826216420
  • Manufacturer: University of Missouri

Mark Twain in Hawaii: Roughing It in the Sandwich Islands, Hawaii in the 1860's

Mark Twain in Hawaii: Roughing It in the Sandwich Islands, Hawaii in the 1860's

A Novel. In very good condition, clean and unmarked.

  • ASIN: 0935180931
  • ISBN: 0935180931
  • Manufacturer: Mutual Publishing

Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection: 160+ Space Adventures, Lost Worlds, Dystopian Novels & Post-Apocalyptic Tales: The War of the Worlds, Anthem, Space Viking, ... America, A Traveler in Time, The Guardians...

Sci-Fi Ultimate Collection: 160+ Space Adventures, Lost Worlds, Dystopian Novels & Post-Apocalyptic Tales: The War of the Worlds, Anthem, Space Viking, ... America, A Traveler in Time, The Guardians...

Musaicum Books presents to you this unique SF collection, designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices.E. M. Forster:The Machine StopsRichard Jefferies:After LondonRichard Stockham:Perchance to DreamIrving E. Cox:The GuardiansPhilip F. Nowlan:Armageddon–2419 A.D…George Griffith:The Angel of the Revolution…Percy Greg:Across the ZodiacDavid Lindsay:A Voyage to ArcturusEdward E. Hale:The Brick MoonStanley G. Weinbaum:A Martian Odyssey…Abraham MerrittThe Moon Pool…Edgar Wallace:The Green Rust…H. Beam Piper:Terro-Human Future History…Garrett P. Serviss:The Sky Pirate…Philip K. Dick:Second Variety…Jules Verne:Journey to the Center of the EarthH. G. Wells:The Time MachineEdgar Allan Poe:A Descent into the Maelstrom…Mary Shelley:Frankenstein…Edwin A. Abbott:FlatlandJack London:Iron Heel…R. L. Stevenson:Dr Jekyll and Mr HydeGeorge MacDonald:LilithH. Rider Haggard:King Solomon's MinesSheWilliam H. Hodgson:The Night Land…Edward Bellamy:Looking Backward…Mark Twain:A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's CourtArthur Conan Doyle:The Lost World…Edgar Rice BurroughsPellucidar SeriesCaspak SeriesFrancis Bacon:New AtlantisC. J. Cutcliffe Hyne:The Lost ContinentMargaret Cavendish:The Blazing WorldJonathan Swift:Gulliver's TravelsWilliam Morris:News from NowhereSamuel Butler:ErewhonEdward Bulwer-Lytton:The Coming RaceJames F. Cooper:The MonikinsCharlotte P. Gilman:HerlandAyn Rand:AnthemOwen Gregory:Meccania the Su...

  • ASIN: B07MMWRDWM
  • Manufacturer: Musaicum Books

Humorous Stories and Sketches (Dover Thrift Editions)

Humorous Stories and Sketches (Dover Thrift Editions)

Eight entertaining tales, including the celebrated classic "The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calaveras County," "Fenimore Cooper's Literary Offenses," Twain's hilarious savaging of that author's style; as well as "Journalism in Tennessee," "About Barbers," "The Stolen White Elephant," "A Literary Nightmare," "How to Tell a Story," and more.

  • UPC: 800759292790
  • ASIN: 0486292797
  • ISBN: 0486292797
  • Manufacturer: Dover Publications

The Innocents Abroad

The Innocents Abroad

  • ASIN: B004SQTBKC

The Story of My Life

The Story of My Life

When she was 19 months old, Helen Keller (1880–1968) suffered a severe illness that left her blind and deaf. Not long after, she also became mute. Her tenacious struggle to overcome these handicaps — with the help of her inspired teacher, Anne Sullivan — is one of the great stories of human courage and dedication. In this classic autobiography, first published in 1903, Miss Keller recounts the first 22 years of her life, including the magical moment at the water pump when, recognizing the connection between the word "water" and the cold liquid flowing over her hand, she realized that objects had names. Subsequent experiences were equally noteworthy: her joy at eventually learning to speak, her friendships with Oliver Wendell Holmes, Edward Everett Hale and other notables, her education at Radcliffe (from which she graduated cum laude), and-underlying all-her extraordinary relationship with Miss Sullivan, who showed a remarkable genius for communicating with her eager and quick-to-learn pupil. These and many other aspects of Helen Keller's life are presented here in clear, straightforward prose full of wonderful descriptions and imagery that would do credit to a sighted writer. Completely devoid of self-pity, yet full of love and compassion for others, this deeply moving memoir offers an unforgettable portrait of one of the outstanding women of the twentieth century.

  • UPC: 800759292493
  • ASIN: 0486292495
  • ISBN: 0486292495
  • Brand: imusti
  • Manufacturer: Penguin