Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAUGHING OUT LOUD.•Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”•Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep!•What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ”Oh look! Donut seeds!•The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines―it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime.
- ASIN: 1569756228
- ISBN: 1569756228
- Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
- Manufacturer: Ulysses Press
Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
Jokes for Kids: The Best Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters, Knock-Knock jokes, and One liners for kids: Kids Joke books ages 7-9 8-12
Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!
- ASIN: 1987734912
- ISBN: 1987734912
- Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners
Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners
One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.
- ASIN: 0517587165
- ISBN: 9780517587164
- Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Popular author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids turns his witty pen to the classic knock-knock joke, providing hours of entertainment for young and old.
- ASIN: 0800788222
- ISBN: 0800788222
- Brand: Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
- Manufacturer: Revell
The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs
The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs
Finally in paperback?with lots of brand-new jokes from today's top comedians. What could be funnier than a great joke? How about 2,000 great jokes? In this side?splitting compendium, revised and updated and featuring a new introduction by Drew Carey, members of the world-renowned Friars Club and other comedians provide zingers for every occasion, situation, and taste. Organized alphabetically and by topic, this book is made for browsing, but it's also perfect for finding icebreakers for social occasions, adding a touch of humor to business speeches, and spicing up toasts. Hundreds of the best-known comedians are represented, including Sarah Silverman, Ellen Degeneres, Lewis Black, Ray Romano, Milton Berle, Carol Burnett, George Burns, George Carlin, Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Phyllis Diller, Bob Hope, Alan King, Richard Lewis, Bob Newhart, Rita Rudner, Jerry Seinfeld, Robin Williams, and tons more.
- UPC: 768821226305
- ASIN: 1884822630
- ISBN: 1884822630
- Brand: Brand: Black Dog n Leventhal Publishers
- Manufacturer: Black Dog & Leventhal
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, uncontrollable fit of giggles. It’s that funny. And with more than 350 jokes, the laughs are sure to never quit.This collection provides fun for the whole family and includes bonus Q& A jokes and riddles too!
- UPC: 025986750626
- ASIN: 0310750628
- ISBN: 0310750628
- Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
- Manufacturer: Zonderkidz
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.
- ASIN: 0800788036
- ISBN: 0800788036
- Brand: Elliott, Rob
- Manufacturer: Revell
Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun
Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun
Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic canon compiles more than four hundred of the best pseudo-witty quips so that dads can hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!And many other gut-busting groaners for your amusement! With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the ultimate jokester and the master of all things punny—or just keep it for yourself.
- ASIN: 1631583727
- ISBN: 1631583727
- Manufacturer: Racehorse
A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of—absolutely hilarious anecdotesone-liners worth repeatingjokes to cure what ails a personcartoons to brighten any dayAnyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.
- ASIN: 0736922571
- ISBN: 0736922571
- Manufacturer: Harvest House Publishers
The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell
The World's Greatest Collection of Dad Jokes: More Than 500 of the Punniest Jokes Dads Love to Tell
Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of faith-based wisdom along with these clean, albeit definitely Dad, jokes.
- ASIN: 1683221001
- ISBN: 1683221001
- Brand: Barbour Publishing Company
- Manufacturer: Barbour Books