Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. It's designed to be easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!**Newsflash**Don't miss the brand-new sequel: More Awesome Jokes Every 8 Year Old Should Know!

  • ASIN: 1999914740
  • ISBN: 1999914740
  • Manufacturer: Big Red Button Books

Totally Gross: The Game of Science

Totally Gross: The Game of Science

A dose of gross helps science make sense! Full of amazing facts about our wonderful world, Totally Gross helps kids adsorb and understand all the major scientific disciplines. How? We know the secret: science is really fun… and gross!Kids travel around the game board answering questions and engaging in antics. The first player to stretch his/her Totally Gross Slime 10 point spaces and complete a lab experiment correctly wins the game!So go ahead. Answer sickening questions. Take part in revolting activities. Perform bizarre experiments. It’s all in the name of science!

  • UPC: 787551717648
  • ASIN: B00006654A
  • Brand: University Games
  • Size: None
  • Manufacturer: University Games

The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

The Boys in the Boat: Nine Americans and Their Epic Quest for Gold at the 1936 Berlin Olympics

The #1 New York Times–bestselling story about American Olympic triumph in Nazi Germany and now the inspiration for the PBS documentary “The Boys of ‘36'.”For readers of Unbroken, out of the depths of the Depression comes an irresistible story about beating the odds and finding hope in the most desperate of times—the improbable, intimate account of how nine working-class boys from the American West showed the world at the 1936 Olympics in Berlin what true grit really meant. It was an unlikely quest from the start. With a team composed of the sons of loggers, shipyard workers, and farmers, the University of Washington’s eight-oar crew team was never expected to defeat the elite teams of the East Coast and Great Britain, yet they did, going on to shock the world by defeating the German team rowing for Adolf Hitler. The emotional heart of the tale lies with Joe Rantz, a teenager without family or prospects, who rows not only to regain his shattered self-regard but also to find a real place for himself in the world. Drawing on the boys’ own journals and vivid memories of a once-in-a-lifetime shared dream, Brown has created an unforgettable portrait of an era, a celebration of a remarkable achievement, and a chronicle of one extraordinary young man’s personal quest.

  • UPC: 884832131572
  • ASIN: 0143125478
  • ISBN: 9780143125471
  • Brand: Daniel James Brown
  • Manufacturer: Penguin Books

Make Your Bed: Little Things That Can Change Your Life...And Maybe the World

Make Your Bed: Little Things That Can Change Your Life...And Maybe the World

Based on a Navy SEAL's inspiring graduation speech, this #1 New York Times bestseller of powerful life lessons "should be read by every leader in America" (Wall Street Journal).If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.On May 17, 2014, Admiral William H. McRaven addressed the graduating class of the University of Texas at Austin on their Commencement day. Taking inspiration from the university's slogan, "What starts here changes the world," he shared the ten principles he learned during Navy Seal training that helped him overcome challenges not only in his training and long Naval career, but also throughout his life; and he explained how anyone can use these basic lessons to change themselves-and the world-for the better.Admiral McRaven's original speech went viral with over 10 million views. Building on the core tenets laid out in his speech, McRaven now recounts tales from his own life and from those of people he encountered during his military service who dealt with hardship and made tough decisions with determination, compassion, honor, and courage. Told with great humility and optimism, this timeless book provides simple wisdom, practical advice, and words of encouragement that will inspire readers to achieve more, even in life's darkest moments. "Powerful." --USA Today"Full of captivating personal anecdotes from inside the national security vault." --Washington Post"Superb, smart, and succinct." --Forbes

  • ASIN: 1455570249
  • ISBN: 1455570249
  • Brand: Grand Central Publishing
  • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

The World of Eric Carle Let's Feed The Very Hungry Caterpillar Game

The World of Eric Carle Let's Feed The Very Hungry Caterpillar Game

The Very Hungry Caterpillar is having an anniversary, and it's a big one! Celebrate the beloved book's 50th anniversary with the Let's Feed the Very Hungry Caterpillar Game. Children move colorful, 3D sculpted caterpillars from fruit to fruit, collecting a unique butterfly puzzle piece each time they stop to "eat." The first player to collect all five puzzle pieces and build a beautiful butterfly wins the game! Children practice decision-making by moving any direction on the board. They mix and match beautiful butterfly illustrations to create a different work of art every game. No reading required. University Games’ Briarpatch division is America’s leading preschool game and puzzle line, with 25 years of innovative and exceptional learning games. Eric Carle’s books have inspired children for more than 40 years. With over 144 million books sold worldwide, one of his books is sold every 30 seconds. The World of Eric Carle nurtures a child’s love of literature and learning, encouraging imaginative play and exploration. Trusted by parents, teachers and librarians, and beloved by children worldwide for generations, The Very Hungry Caterpillar and other timeless storybooks come to life in colorfully creative products designed to inspire very hungry young minds.

  • UPC: 794764012538
  • ASIN: B003ZLZ236
  • Brand: Briarpatch
  • Size: Original
  • Manufacturer: Rejects from Studios

Sophie's World: A Novel About the History of Philosophy (FSG Classics)

Sophie's World: A Novel About the History of Philosophy (FSG Classics)

A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print.One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning―but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.

  • ASIN: 0374530718
  • ISBN: 9780374530716
  • Brand: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
  • Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux

The 5-Ingredient College Cookbook: Easy, Healthy Recipes for the Next Four Years & Beyond

The 5-Ingredient College Cookbook: Easy, Healthy Recipes for the Next Four Years & Beyond

Eat fresh, fast, and healthy―even in college.The 5-Ingredient College Cookbook is exactly what it sounds like and then some. Discover a college cookbook with more than 100 recipes―ranging from classic staples to more adventurous options―that can be made with just 5 ingredients, and in less time than it takes to watch an episode of your favorite TV show.Every dish in this college cookbook is fresh, healthy, affordable, and designed to help newly-independent first-time cooks refine their own palate, even with limited resources. Build your skills and impress your roommates with a college cookbook of complete meals that feel fancy but are actually a snap to put together.Ace every meal with:Cooking 101―Guides and illustrations show you how to prep produce, organize ingredients, and which pots and pans are must-haves.Food for thought―This book is a handy nutritional reference that shows you what a balanced meal looks like, and which foods are best for your brain.The spice of life―Some recipes even include 3 additional ways to prepare them―which is way more variety than the dining hall.Who needs instant ramen when you have a college cookbook with fresh, 5-ingredient recipes anyone can make?

  • ASIN: 1623158575
  • ISBN: 1623158575
  • Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

Little Treasures Matching Letter Game, Teaches Word Recognition, Spelling & Increases Memory, 3 Years & Up

Little Treasures Matching Letter Game, Teaches Word Recognition, Spelling & Increases Memory, 3 Years & Up

Matching letter is an essential educational game for preschoolers ages 3 and up and makes fun activity for parent and children to play together. Board game allows players to match pictures to the word, teaching children both the alphabet and correct spelling. This game helps develop word recognition, hand and eye coordination, strategical thinking, sociability, concentration and increases memory. Not only does this activity teach spelling and memorization, but it helps children advance hand and eye coordination and their ability to play together. Matching letter is for 2 or more players, which is great for parents and children to play together. Suitable for kids ages 3 and up. Matching letter game comes with a tray, 8 letter cubes, 30 picture cards, 60 word cards with 3 and 4 letter words.

  • UPC: 813764021316
  • ASIN: B013KBZDF2
  • Brand: Little Treasures
  • Manufacturer: Little Treasures

The Boys in the Boat (Young Readers Adaptation): The True Story of an American Team's Epic Journey to Win Gold at the 1936 Olympics

The Boys in the Boat (Young Readers Adaptation): The True Story of an American Team's Epic Journey to Win Gold at the 1936 Olympics

The #1 New York Times bestseller freshly adapted for the next generation, now with brand new content including an author Q&A and never-before-seen photographsInspiration for the PBS American Experience Documentary 'The Boys of '36'  For readers of Unbroken, out of the depths of the Great Depression comes the astonishing tale of nine working-class boys from the American West who at the 1936 Olympics showed the world what true grit really meant. With rowers who were the sons of loggers, shipyard workers, and farmers, the University of Washington’s eight-oar crew was never expected to defeat the elite East Coast teams, yet they did, going on to shock the world by challenging the German boat rowing for Adolf Hitler.   At the center of the tale is Joe Rantz, a teenager without family or prospects, whose personal quest captures the spirit of his generation—the generation that would prove in the coming years that the Nazis could not prevail over American determination and optimism.   This deeply emotional yet easily accessible young readers adaptation of the award-winning #1 New York Times bestseller features never-before-seen photographs, highly visual back matter, and an exclusive new introduction.

  • ASIN: 0147516854
  • ISBN: 0147516854
  • Brand: Puffin Books
  • Manufacturer: Puffin Books

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life - Free Preview: The First 20 Chapters

  • ASIN: B005133JGS
  • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company